Bruce Ivins, the anthrax terrorist suspect who committed suicide last week to avoid indictment, is proof positive that men of all ages love sorority girls.

According to several U.S. officials, the former biowarfare scientist, 62, harbored a strange obsession with the ladies of Kappa Kappa Gamma, ever since he was dumped by a member of the sorority during his undergraduate years at the University of Cincinnati.

Prosecutors believed Ivins’ longstanding fixation with the sorority was the smoking gun that linked him to the anthrax-laced letters that were deposited in a mailbox near – you guessed it – a build owned by Princeton’s KKG chapter. They were ready to make their case until the alleged terrorist took his own life.

While the tie between the location of the letters and Ivins’ obsession appears damning, many of Ivin's supporters argue it is still conjecture based on hearsay.

Still, if he was innocent, why did he commit suicide? The answer seems clear.

As far as I am concerned, only one question remains: When will Princeton get real sororities? Off-campus ones don’t count.