Venezuelan president, Hugo Chavez, rips into George W. Bush in this YouTube video called Mr. Danger. During his tirade, Chavez calls Bush everything from a donkey to murderer. Check out the full blow-by-blow transcripts below:

You messed up with me, birdie
You messed up with me, birdie. No?
You don't know much about history.

You don't know much about anything you know?
A great ignorance is what you've got.
You are ignorant, Mr. Danger.
You're an ignorant
You're a donkey, Mr. Danger
You are a donkey Mr. Danger
Or to say it better,
To say it in my bad english...
You are a donkey
By that I mean, you know, to say it with all its
letters, to Mr. George W. Bush
You are a donkey Mr. Bush
I'm going to tell you something Mr. Danger
You're a coward. You now?
You're a coward. Why don't you go to Iraq
and command your army?
It's so easy to command an army from afar.
If you ever come up with the crazy idea
of invading Venezuela, I'll be waiting for you in this savanna, Mr. Danger
Come man here Mr. Danger
Come man here
Come man here Mr. Danger
Coward, assassin, genocist... genocist, you're a genocist
You're an alcoholic, a drunk..a drunk Mr. Danger,
You're an immoral Mr. Danger...
you're the worst ever Mr. Danger
How do you translate it the worst in English?
The worst of this planet, the very worst is called George W. Bush
God save the world from this menace
Because he is an assassin
A sick man, a psychologically ill man,
I know it...
Personally. He is a coward
But he has a lot of power
He has a lot of power
And look what's happening in Iraq.
Yesterday the world marched against the war,
70% according to the surveys I've seen, from
you own people, Mr. Danger, are against you,
against the war.

You're a liar, Mr. Danger
You're killing children who aren't responsible for
your illnesses, of your complexes, man.
Your soldiers in Iraq are bombing cities.
Just yesterday we were watching images of five
children who were murdered for you soldiers.
They're not the murderers. You are the murderer,coward.

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