John McCain is jealous-- and he's gonna do something about it (or at least ask his more tech-savvy staff members to...) In a video entitled "Celeb" that was posted today on his YouTube channel, McCain visually likens his younger, hipper political adversary Barack Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, while a voice-over admonishes "He's the biggest celebrity in the world." Poor McCain may be feeling like the homely girl sitting in the corner at the homecoming dance, but now that we've been alerted that Obama is--uh oh!-- famous, we can make educated votes and forget about John "The Issue of Economics is Not Something I've Understood" McCain.