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Al Bore -- whoops, I meant Al Gore (or did I?)* recently went to Casheville, TN (I am a rhyming master!) to teach 1,000 hippies how to give boring presentations on global storming (can you guess the rhyme there?). Among the 1,000 were 2 Cornellians and a researcher and an educator somehow, maybe loosely, affiliated with Cornell (the University, not the college in Iowa. Close call.).
These people were all personally trained by Mr. Gore to become the most deadly fighting force the world has ever known. No, if only that were true. Then we'd really be in for a show. No, no, no. In fact, they were all trained by Mr. Gore on how to give boring powerpoint presentations about global warming (no rhyme; sorry, I'm losing steam).
The presentation is called "An Inconvenient Truth" and apparently he thinks this little slideshow is his ticket back to the big time. Good luck Mr. Former Vice President. Think anyone cares about the environment? Why would we? We've all seen the future and its awesome. The ice caps melt, the world is covered with water, Kevin Costner somehow develops gills and eventually finds dry land. Ta-da!**
* Editorial Note: In today's modern age of computerization it is near impossible for someone to seriously commit a spelling error, let alone commit such an error, be aware of it, refer to it and, yet, continue on.
** Editorial Disclaimer: Universal Studios' Waterworld (1995) followed a similar story line which is in no way related to this blog. The full-length feature film, which coincidentally starred Costner, was entirely different in that it featured a huge fish.
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ok, you caught me on the internet one. damn, your good. like a detective. you could be like shaft, but cooler and more in tune with the people. and blacker. Posted 07/10/2007 6:14 PMReply
MANY OF THE WORST CASES OF RACIAL PREJUDICE IN WORLD HISTORY!
LONG LIVE PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA!
Barack Obama is a racial minority and does not like racism.
WORLDWIDE DISSEMINATION OF INFORMATION RELATING TO SCANDALS:
(I) I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed atrocious, racist, hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention. Many people know what Bush did. And many people will know what Bush didâeven until the end of the world. Bush was absolute evil. Bush is now like a fugitive from justice. In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.
(II) It is opined that Bill Clinton committed terrifying, racist, hate crimes during his presidency, and I am not free to say anything further about it. âBe sure your sins will find you outâ (Numbers 32:23).
(III) What if basically all racial minority people would subscribe to the interpretations that George Herbert Walker Bush committed monstrous, racist, hate crimes while he was the President of the United States? It will eventually come out: it is only a matter of time.
(IV) I know it may be hard to believe. However, Ronald Wilson Reagan committed horrible, racist, hate crimes during his presidency.
- The Disseminating Machine
(There are thousands of copies on the Internet in the U.S.A. indicating the contents of (I),(II),(III), and (IV). For example, one can go to Google right now, type âGeorge W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism,â hit âEnter,â and readily find 1,000 or more copies indicating content of (I). For example, one can go to Msn right now, type âIt is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it,â hit âEnter,â and readily find more than 570 copies indicating content of (II). For example, one can go to Msn right now, type âGeorge Herbert Walker Bush committed monstrous, racist, hate crimes,â hit âEnter,â and readily find more than 330 copies indicating content of (III). For example, one can go to Msn right now, type âRonald Wilson Reagan committed horrible, racist, hate crimes during his presidency,â hit âEnter,â and readily find more than 270 copies indicating content of (IV). The contents of (I), (II), (III), and (IV) exist very extensively in all major search engines in the U.S.A. and in numerous search engines beyond the U.S.A. There are thousands of copies in numerous countries around the world. For example, there are countless copies on the Internet in Australia, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, China, Denmark, France, Georgia, Germany, India, Italy, Japan, Korea, Norway, Russia, Sweden, the Netherlands, the United Kingdom, Ukraine, etc. Copies in foreign countries are typically written in respective foreign languages through the use of computer programs on the Internet that make such translations possible. Copies in foreign countries indicate that the presidents or prime ministers or kings or heads of state of respective foreign countries are to be informed of the information relating to scandals. The expressionsââSCANDALS!â and âEMERGENCY!ââare used repeatedly in respective foreign languages at the top of the copies.)
âBAD NEWS FROM THE UNITED STATES: ON THE RACIST HATE CRIMES AND ETERNAL INFAMIES OF GEORGE W. BUSH, BILL CLINTON, GEORGE H.W. BUSH, AND RONALD REAGANâ BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
badnewsfromtheunitedstates.blogspot.com
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âIf only there could be a BAN against invention that bottled up memories like scent & they never faded & they never got stale.â (Please feel free to go to baidu.com, type âban invention that bottled up memories,â and hit âEnter.â) Posted 04/20/2009 11:43 PMReply