Alex Atkind '06, pleaded guilty on Sunday to one count of aggravated cruelty to animals, after an 'aggravating' few months following his abuse of Princess, a 30-pound female Labrador-pit bull mix that belonged to Atkind's roommate.

While Atkind still awaits sentencing on October 25th, the presiding Tompkins County Court judge was quick to point out Atkind's lack of any supermodel girlfriends, international stardom, or fourth-quarter miracle comebacks.