Cornell OTR: Best Places to Crap: Part 1 in an Investigative Series

Best Places to Crap: Part 1 in an Investigative Series

Posted by King Of Snacks 07/11/2007 12:18 PM
Category: Funny Tags: Crap, Bathrooms, JohnsonBusinessSchool

It happens to everyone, due to bad timing, or possibly bad fish at "make your own sushi tuesday" (my personal favorite at Appel.) Sooner or later, you will need to take a "trip to the office" on Cornell's campus. And that is why, with great fanfare, I am "proud" to introduce this ground-breaking and soon to be award winning series of posts.

#1 in no particular order is clearly the third floor handicapped bathroom at the Johnson Buisness School. This hotspot features ample space to manuever a wheelchair, a window with a great view of campus, clean facilities and complete privacy.

Not to mention it is extremly close to the engineering quad, arts quad (notorious for 100 year old bathrooms), and hotel school (helpful in case somone tries to poison you)

Bonus: If you fall down there is a rope to pull that sounds an alarm.

Next to be featured: The Campus Store

+ 6 comments

Sloozette says,

I hope the lady who works in the sage dining area comes up when you ring the alarm, because she is awesome and will come up and hang out with you and tell you all about how her truck broke down on the way to work today and her sister was busy so she had to call her ex boyfriend and he is such a scrub and oh my god she was having a bad hair day and her mom was mad at her also but whatever enough about that did you watch the bachelor last night? 10 minutes later, you have successfully finished your business and you didnt even need any reading material. Posted 07/11/2007 9:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

On behalf of bewildered freshman, thank you. Posted 07/13/2007 11:07 AMReply

TheLaneTrain says,

I'm gonna have to make a suggestion here and say the unisex handicapped bathroom on the west side of Sibley Hall. It may not have the sweeping vista-like views of the potty of discussion, but this spacious, modern, one person bathroom features a locking door, a high capacity flush toilet, and excellent sink fixtures. It is the perfect respite before, during, and after that two hour history lecture you'd rather skip out on. Posted 07/19/2007 12:02 PMReply

Anonymous says,

As one who has used the aforementioned facility at The Johnson Schol, I need to point out that there is no window in the third floor Johnson School handicapped bathroom. There is a window in the fourth floor Johnson School handicapped bathroom, but the view is somewhat limited, since it faces what used to be the courtyard on the inside of the building, so you now look out over mostly the Johnson School roof and skylight. Posted 07/24/2007 3:23 PMReply

King Of Snacks says,

Wow! Excuse me, I stand corrected. I did mean the 4th floor, as the window is key. And you have to admit, a limited view is better than a stall in WSH. Posted 07/24/2007 3:35 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Yes, absolutely! Posted 07/25/2007 12:32 PMReply