OMG! It's totally Recruitment Week already!

OMG! It's totally Recruitment Week already!
"Delta three, delta tri, delta delta till we die!"

Oh, the familiar sounds of Mizzou.  Next week is the first week of class, and you know what that means: chants, matching tshirts, syncronized walking... Recruitment Week! OMG!

Well, it's no secret that there are other chants for sororities around Mizzou (and probably around all colleges). In fact, in honor of this year's Panhellenic recruitment week, here's some new (and improved) versions of the sorority chants of Mizzou -

"Delta fun, delta pride, delta delta spread 'em wide."

"That cute little Pi Phi might give you a chance,
But there's just  no way you'll get into her pants."

"AD-Pi, AD-Pi, we'll out-bench you and that's no lie."

"Cheers to KD girls, let's raise a toast,
To the fun, to the nights, to the puking the most."

And the cheer of every male, shirtless onlooker:

"Mmmm, fresh meat."

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