Cornell was named one of 'the best of the best' post-graduate creative writing programs in the country, according to The Atlantic Monthly, enciting tens of pretentious twenty-somethings throughout Ithaca to head to the magnetic poetry board to proclaim their excitement in stale haikus.

Plenty of other schools made the list, including Florida State University, whose program is headed, of course, by none other than Mark Winegardner, author of glorified Godfather fan-fiction.

Ever wanted to write Michael/Sonny Corleone brother-incest slash fanfics? FSU's got you covered--and you'll even get a top-ten prestigious degree!