Even three years after its original publication, the 'About Me' sections of Cornell ladies across the Facebook world continue to feature excerpts from Kyle Sheahen's 2004 Sun Op-Ed piece about how much more talented and more smarter Cornell women are than ASU girls (har har, yes we're also super funny). We never needed some Sun Assistant Sports Editor to validate us (but thanks)... especially since we now have plenty of gems on the internets to show how much better we Cornell women are than the females at every other school ever.

Let's see you do this shit, ASU girls: get totally tanked on a wine tour and [almost] flawlessly rap Salt 'N Pepa's "Shoop" on a moving bus. Although sister seemed like she was about to pass out by the third verse since she apparently forgot to breathe, gotta love her anyway. 

*No idea who these girls are, but according to the YouTube info I was able to gather that they're '07 grads. Any help?