An armed gunman robbed the Wilson Farm ("Xpress") early this morning with a semi-automatic handgun! 

Why does all the cool street crime happen during the summer? All we get during the school year is the college town creeper or a covert freshman sex tape. (And stolen scales from the chem labs of course.)

According to the CDS, the robber was an African American male who weighed 250+ pounds and was wearing a black ski mask (original.) Anyone with info should call the police (snitch) at 607-272-9973.