CUCornell staff member Barry "Berry" Shaffer was arrested on June 11 for meeting up with a cop he thought was a 15-year-old girl. Yup, he drove ALL THE WAY to Michigan to see this fake teen -- in a Cornell owned vehicle.

According to his dating profile, BalugaBarry also likes travel, bicycling, skiing, and reading.  And is married.  Gee whiz.  And apparently some people on his Yahoo 360 page just did not get the memo.  One friend left this message-- " HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND. XOXO"-- 11 hours ago. Yeah.  A great weekend in jail.

Barry, a former Tahlequah minister (tehwhatawhat?) was an Area Extension Educator for Cornell viticulture, which apparently consists of writing crop updates.  His last update occurs just 4 days before his arrest, after which Cornell seems to have replaced him with some dude named Andy Muza.  Go you, Muza.  You have some big pants to fill.