According to the GW Hatchet, GW is officially falling apart (we took the image from an intense slideshow on their website). On last Wednesday alone, a water main exploded outside of the GW Hospital, a ceiling collapsed outside of Columbia Plaza severely damaging several cars, and a big-ass DC hazardous materials truck bitch slapped a Honda Pilot at the corner of 21st and H.

Perhaps it’s a sign of the apocalypse, or maybe God is pissed that SJT is out: either way GW students can rest assured that at any minute, a roof could collapse on their preppy little heads.