You know what we need more of? Bees.

I haven't gotten stung once this summer, and somethings wrong goddamnit!

Well, bee keepers, bee experts, and Honey Nut Cheerios lovers are meeting at UD this week to discuss this crisis and possible sollutions.

Next week there will be a forum on salvaging the country's gnat population, the most efficient way to get ants into your house, and pulling the troops out of Iraq.