God to Boston: No One Cares About Your Stupid Tea

God to Boston: No One Cares About Your Stupid Tea
Either God really hates the Boston Tea Party Museum, or someone was just trying to heat the world's largest cup of 250-year-old tea. According to the Boston Globe, the museum caught on fire Monday, the second time it has gone up in smoke this decade. This time the fire appears to have been caused by nearby construction. What's that? Construction in Boston causing problems? There's a freakin' surprise.

The black smoke from the museum fire drew crowds out of their offices in the Financial District, who were soon disappointed to learn that Government Center remained unscathed.

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