Former Brown University President Gordon Gee has recently accepted a second stint as President of The Ohio State University, where he was “OMGz, it’s Gordon Gee *excited squeal*” from 1990-1997. His triumphant return from Vanderbilt, his most recent employer, has worked local papers into an ass-kissing frenzy by printing headlines like “I Dream of Gee” and “Giddy for Gee.”

Brunonians, however, still HATE Gee, even though he wears a bowtie every day and his wife allegedly smoked weed in the Chancellor’s mansion at Vandy, Seriously, bowties and pot? You’d think the average Brown student could get behind that.

Apparently, Gee’s unpopularity comes from his attempts to “[lead] the school away from its close but unprofitable relationship with the arts,” aka trying to put Brown on sound business-footing. What are we, allergic to makin’ money? Oh yeah, it’s Brown. **** that money-making shit. Let’s go light our joints on a coupl’a of Benjamins.