What's wrong with a big burrito restaurant?

Nothing.

What's wrong with almost a dozen of them located within a mile of each other?

Quite a bit.

Recently, a Chipotle opened on Franklin St, in direct violation of the Qdoba's claim, which was frowned upon by Cosmic Cantina, whose opening was resented by Banditos, who are ruining the good name of Patio Loco, which flies in the face of Carrburritos.

I know our serving sizes are out of control in this country, but, for the love of God, we don't need larger servings of the restaraunts themselves.