Translation from robot: Congratulations mezzendo and psifertex. You guys were awesome.

John Sawyer and Jordan Wiens, better known as “mezzendo” and “psifertex” in the hacking world, have won the Def Con computer hacking tournament for the second consecutive year.

The UF senior security engineers were known throughout the tournament as dirty hackers, earning psifertex the nickname, “Minister of Mischief.”

What I don’t understand is, the basketball team wins back to back championships and everyone’s celebrating down University, but when our hacking team wins back to back championships, nobody really cares.

Why does Corey Brewer and Al Horford get hot girls wanting to blow them for shooting and dunking a basketball, but mezzendo and psifertex don't get shit for defending and attacking servers? Will somebody please get mezzendo and psifertex a hot cyber babe?