Crime Wave 2007^tm Continues! According to a crime alert sent out by CUPD last night, Joesph B. Rivers, a Cornell temp employee assaulted two students walking in the CC parking lot. Rivers is at large and may be holding an "edged weapon."

At least one of the victims knew the attacker, and one had to go to Cayuga Medical to get his facial contusions treated. I officially dub "J.B" Rivers the "North Campus Face Puncher" (Take that C-Town Creeper) 

Why do the CUPD report an edged weapon and not a knife? was he carrying a sharp flint? an arrowhead? A really good shovel? A boomerang? Oh what could it be?! What could it be!!!

Rivers is a 23 year-old light-skinned African-American male approximately six feet three inches tall. So he is really tall, angry, on the run from the police and possibly armed with a Razr Phone. (Or a Crazr, which is even "edgier.") God I hope they get this guy before orientation.

As always snitches call 607-255-1111. Full summer crime coverage from the sun here. Previous Crime Spree feature here.