In an itty-bitty department like the Philosophy Department (rated #1 in terminal MA, mind you), word spreads like wildfire. Especially when you're a gossip hungry Philosopher like myself.

We're giving a gigantic thumbs down to Department Chair Mark Richard who apparently got his grades in for his PHL133 - Philosophy of Language class in for the first time today.

Yes, today, despite the May 18th deadline for grades to be due. Students in Richard's class were allegedly looking at blank transcripts while all of their other grades were rolling in.

Notoriously difficult, obscure, and un****withable, we're disappointed in you, Proffie R. Talk about a royal pain in the ass. I wonder what John Rawls would have to say about this, eh?