Pledge Abduction: Only OK When NOT Done in Front of the IFC

Pledge Abduction: Only OK When NOT Done in Front of the IFC
I swear, when I take this off I better see boobs or beer, not your bare ass again.

In lecture, the two guys behind me:

Alpha Sig Guy: So Bursley had a Greek life meeting last night.
Chi Phi Guy: Oh right I heard about that.
AS: Yeah so apparently the President and Vice President of the IFC were out in the lobby greeting people, and out came these two pledges from the dorm being led away blindfolded and handcuffed by this girl.
CP: No way.
AS: Yeah, and they had tube socks in their mouths and lotion on their hands.
CP: Hahaha
AS: And the President knew the girl, who was in Sigma Kappa, and he was like, "Uhhh Liz, what are you doing?" and she was like, "Oh nothing!" and then she threw the guys in a van and sped away.
CP: Damnit, we're all gonna get shit about this aren't we?
AS: Ohhh yeah.

No word on whose pledges they were, but I'm giving 2:1 odds on SAE.

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