We all have the ability to undress people with our eyes -- people like that undeniably hot Pomona Econ professor (hint: his last name rhymes with fine burger).

Well, evidently, Pomona's Dean of Admissions Bruce Poch can do more than unbutton your shirt with his mental powers: he can see what lies beneath. Your skeleton, that is. (Looks like Oxtoby isn't the only faculty member with superpowers.)

When asked by The New York Times what it takes to work in Admissions, Poch responded with "X-ray vision." Anything else? Good interviewing, public speaking, and reading skills. Should also be imaginative and have a real interest in possibilities.

And, uh, one more thing: should be a nonsmoker. What, really? Why?!