In an unnamed but I-bet-you-can-figure-it-out Cornell dormitory, a full scale rave was held this past semester. Organized while the Residence Hall Director was out for the weekend, the rave was held in the dank subbasement. The ambience was ****tastic; on top of the loads of already present graffiti, black light paint was used to decorate. Strobe lights in the "cage" highlighted ravers dancing to music spun by the kicking live DJ (search for SBR.mp3 on your campus file sharing directory).

The drug of choice that night was psycobilin, or "'shrooms". Not knowing much about drugs, I went to my favorite expert, who proclaimed, "Shrooms are terrible rave drugs. What the hell were they thinking?"

The rave went into the wee hours without detection. Cornell did eventually find out, however- an unnamed RA (residential advisor) told the RHD about it after the fact. According to sources close to the RA, she "didn't know she wasn't supposed to tell [the RHD] about [the rave]." Um… Yeah. Right.