Pharaoah Sanders, a sex master who has traveled with such legendary sex provisos as John Coltrane and John Zorn, will enrapture Bailey Hall on September 16th with a rousing demonstration of his proverbial sexpertise.

The 66-year-old Sanders, a tenor, became famous among the free jizz movement of the 1960s for his aggressive tone, relayed in detail on his magnum sex opus "Karma," released in '69.

"Cornell is great. I'm excited to be here exposing these kids to the sex," said Sanders, polishing a mysterious brass object, just one of many kinky artifacts in his home's sex studio. "Now, if you could, please shut the door on your way out. I have to practice my solo."