That's right; Weird Al Yankovic is coming to Assembly Hall, dear God. Tickets are starting at about $27.50 and are on sale now. The show will be Friday, September 28 at 8 p.m. You probably don’t have to rush to buy tickets; there will still be some available. Better yet, just don’t buy a ticket.

...What is Assembly Hall thinking? Please, come see someone who has been out of commission for 10 years and rhymes about bologna. Although the crowd he is gonna attract is probably worth paying to see.

Some of his memorable hits include "Amish Paradise," "Lasagna" and "Eat it." The key word here is memorable, yes, we remember them, but please never sing them ever again.