Cornell OTR: We're Better Reporters Than the Sun Staff

We're Better Reporters Than the Sun Staff

Posted by The Reverend 08/10/2007 6:46 PM
Category: Tags: dailysun, reporting, kingofsnacks, pulitzer, nonsequitorimnotthatgoodajournalist

Proof? Well, I thought by now you'd simply trust me enough to take my word for it but so be it. Today the Sun reported a forthcoming temporary building moratorium (read: we stop building stuff) in Collegetown. While many were shocked by such news, I was not. Why? BECAUSE I'M PSYCHIC!

That and I read our blog. You may recall that the King Of Snacks reported on this moratorium before it even happened. In fact, the His Highness of Munchies (that came out sounding wrong, admittedly) reported the impending doom almost a full month before the Daily Sun did. Seems to me they're more like the Daily None, as in how much of what they report is news to me. Sorry, that was a bad rhyme. Aweful, in fact, but you try and ryhme something desultory with "Daily Sun." Not as easy as it looks. The Bun?

Anyhow, it's safe to say that we are the most credible news source on the planet now. I'll be picking up my Pulitzer any day now.*

*By "my Pulitzer" I mean the King of Snack's. And by "Pulitzer" I mean sandwich.

+ 5 comments

King Of Snacks says,

I'll take you up on that sandwich. Lets go to shortstop, I have an "MVP" card. Posted 08/11/2007 1:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

A round of Pulitzer's for my coworkers and ME! Why can't you kids get this simple grammatical rule. (Don't feel too bad, the President of the U.S. often makes the same mistake...maybe you should feel bad!) Posted 08/11/2007 2:37 PMReply

The Reverend says,

the thing is that if i used proper grammar, then there is no joke. there's just proper grammar. and, etertaining as it may be, it's just proper grammar. Posted 08/11/2007 4:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Last year's managing editor of the Sun, Michael Morisy, has a Pulitzer. And several sandwiches. So there.

He's also currently guest editing IvyGate. And your mom. Posted 08/16/2007 10:27 AMReply

The Reverend says,

@ Anonymous: Well then let your son know I'm just as proud of him as you are. Such a fine young man. Posted 08/16/2007 10:32 AMReply