Proof?  Well, I thought by now you'd simply trust me enough to take my word for it but so be it.  Today the Sun reported a forthcoming temporary building moratorium (read: we stop building stuff) in Collegetown.  While many were shocked by such news, I was not.  Why?  BECAUSE I'M PSYCHIC!

That and I read our blog.  You may recall that the King Of Snacks reported on this moratorium before it even happened.  In fact, the His Highness of Munchies (that came out sounding wrong, admittedly) reported the impending doom almost a full month before the Daily Sun did.  Seems to me they're more like the Daily None, as in how much of what they report is news to me.  Sorry, that was a bad rhyme.  Aweful, in fact, but you try and ryhme something desultory with "Daily Sun."  Not as easy as it looks.  The Bun?

Anyhow, it's safe to say that we are the most credible news source on the planet now.  I'll be picking up my Pulitzer any day now.*

*By "my Pulitzer" I mean the King of Snack's.  And by "Pulitzer" I mean sandwich.