Yung Joc to Perform @ ZBT, Hoping to Be Recognized

Yung Joc to Perform @ ZBT, Hoping to Be Recognized
Hustlenomics, the apparent rap follow-up to Freakonomics, did not fare nearly as well as its predecessor.

Zeta Beta Tau, or ZBT for those who don't understand how acronyms work, opened up a Facebook event for a Yung Joc concert to be hosted in their backyard.  For those not familiar with the work of Mr. Joc, he is the mastermind behind the well-known hit "Meet Me In the Club (It's Goin' Down)" and many, many more lesser-known misses.  Rumor is tickets will sell for upwards of 20 bucks, which (and I've done some research on this) is more than Joc's Hustlenomics album costs

Beyond that, since people will be paying for entry, ZBT can't legally serve... (looks side to side, whisper) alcohol.  It's against InterFraternity Council (IFC) rules, which seem to be a bitch in this case since alcohol consumption is why people tend to go to frats.

I won't be going simply because I've lost hope for hip hop shows at Cornell (T.I. anyone?).  Beyond that, I just don't like Yung Joc enough to shell out that much cash.  Besides, it's more like OLD Joc anyhow, am I right or am I right? C'mon!

For those wondering if I am above a young/old joke, no, I'm not.  But that's only because Yung Joc smells so bad he needs Right and Left Guard.  Man, I am on fire today!

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