Dartmouth OTR: Dartmouth OTR: Saving Dartmouth from Douche Bags, A Couple Posts at a Time

Dartmouth OTR: Saving Dartmouth from Douche Bags, A Couple Posts at a Time

Posted by Patrick Bateman 06/16/2008 09:46 AM
Category: Tags: benjamin franklin, douche, john peterson, michigan, prospie

Remember that little prospective named John Peterson from Benjamin Franklin High School?

He's not coming to Dartmouth.

At least, that's what the anonymous poster says, apparently he's headed to UMichigan. Where ever Mr. Peterson is going, it's definitely not Dartmouth because he's not on the Blitz registry.

Bon Voyage to you, Mr. Peterson.

And to all you kiddies at UMich: HAVE FUN.

+ 3 comments

Anonymous says,

why the **** do u crappy editors mention michigan in your retarded posts that have nothing whatsoever to do with UM/UMich/ann arbor/Michigan? stop tagging our campus if you cant come up with actually good articles! Posted 06/16/2008 11:42 AMReply

Anonymous says,

^ amen brother. Posted 06/16/2008 12:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

its so sad that so many people are jealous of michigan. this is not egotistical; this is merely regarding facts that put michigan above other schools. were going to be your doctors and programmers someday so SHUT UP. Posted 06/16/2008 1:21 PMReply