While researching UFOs (don't ask), I came across this television interview with a man claiming to be an "expert" in the field. 

Needless to say, if this video clip doesn't convince non-believers, nothing ever will.

I think I will personally nominate this gentleman for a Nobel Peace Prize in Whackjobery. He's a shoo-in, and this YouTube critic agrees:

"This is probably a government guy posing as an idiot to make UFO buffs look stupid. The media is in on it because it ups the ratings to have funny idiots on TV."

Exactly.