The title should say it all but alas, it gets better...

"Welcome to prepSTYLE, an exciting new interactive blog showcasing and celebrating the prep lifestyle. People from all around New England (I mean, the world) are encouraged to send in photos of themselves and their friends engaged in the "prep lifestyle" (interpret as you wish). The editors of prepSTYLE will hand pick the créme de la créme of the photo submissions to be featured on the blog, updated daily.

Be featured in the first batch of prepSTYLE photos. Submit your photos to prepSTYLE@gmail.com today!

Here are some key words and sample photos that may help get your submission noticed:

Summering
Sailing
Nantucket Reds
WASP
Vineyard Vines
Polo Ralph Lauren
Cape Cod
Martha's Vineyard
Nantucket
Rugby
Lily Pulitzer
Pink & Green
Clambakes
Lacrosse
Crew
Tennis
Croquet
Squash
Cable Knit
Monograms
Cashmere
Madras
Popped Collars
Seer Sucker
Ribbon Belts
Prep School
Pearls
"Tea Partay"
And the list goes on..."

Well, I'm excited.

My goal in life is to be featured in the first batch of prepSTYLE photos. Really.

Note to prepSTYLE editor: You spelled "seersucker" incorrectly and where's the Brooks Brothers?!

I actually winced when I saw this.

I stumbled upon it while glancing at the Dartmouth 2012 Facebook group (looking for idiotic postings no doubt...success).

A thread posted by a Muffy Van, who claims to be a Dartmouth alum, caught my eye. And goodness, this "Muffy" has even started a Facebook group.

I hope this is a parody, because if it is, they're doing a fabulous job.

Luckily, no one's joined her Facebook group yet, and prepSTYLE only has one blog entry right now.

I don't like labeling people, but I hereby label Muffy and everyone who joins Muffy's desperate attempt at white exclusivity and elitism a douche.