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Dartmouth: Still Admitting Douche Bags

Dartmouth: Still Admitting Douche Bags
I genuinely like Dartmouth's student body. Like every other college, we do have our population of idiots, but overall, I'm happy with Dartmouth students as a whole.

Then this prospective student was brought to my attention. He decided to start a new thread on the Dartmouth 2012 Facebook group titled, "ATTENTION: Hot Girls Going to Dartmouth."

He writes:

"Since Dartmouth is known to have some of the ugliest chicks out there, I wanna see some proof that there are some hotties if I'm gonna commit! Step up cuties!"

Uh, excuse me, did you intend to c*ck-block yourself in college? Because if so, you did a fine job.

Props to Deanna who was the first to reply to this arrogance.

UPDATE:

Oh, a rebuttal from the perpetrator.

"hey i donno about you jack but im tryin to get some poon! I STILL DONT SEE ANY CUTIES!
"

...that's because you're around.

UPDATE II:

John replied to himself.

"what have we got for talent next year?"

...the largest ego in the world courtesy you I believe.

I hope the rest of the 12's are better. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt John Peterson from Benjamin Franklin High School, there's still time to change.

UPDATE III:

The thread has been deleted by the group administrator.
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Comments

Anonymous
he's going to Michingan, thank god! Posted 06/14/2008 11:11 PMReply
Anonymous
*michigan Posted 06/14/2008 11:11 PMReply
Bandit Quest
Gonna make sure this kid can't get into any frat on campus Posted 06/16/2008 10:26 AMReply

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