I genuinely like Dartmouth's student body. Like every other college, we do have our population of idiots, but overall, I'm happy with Dartmouth students as a whole.
Then this prospective student was brought to my attention. He decided to start a new thread on the Dartmouth 2012 Facebook group titled, "ATTENTION: Hot Girls Going to Dartmouth."
He writes:
"Since Dartmouth is known to have some of the ugliest chicks out there, I wanna see some proof that there are some hotties if I'm gonna commit! Step up cuties!"
Uh, excuse me, did you intend to c*ck-block yourself in college? Because if so, you did a fine job.
Props to Deanna who was the first to reply to this arrogance.
UPDATE:
Oh, a rebuttal from the perpetrator.
"hey i donno about you jack but im tryin to get some poon! I STILL DONT SEE ANY CUTIES!"
...that's because you're around.
UPDATE II:
John replied to himself.
"what have we got for talent next year?"
...the largest ego in the world courtesy you I believe.
I hope the rest of the 12's are better. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt John Peterson from Benjamin Franklin High School, there's still time to change.
UPDATE III:
The thread has been deleted by the group administrator.
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Dartmouth: Still Admitting Douche Bags
Posted by Patrick Bateman 04/27/2008 7:54 PMTags: douchebaggery john peterson benjamin franklin high school, prospies, 2012, prospectives, prefrosh

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