When To Dump A Frat Boy...

When To Dump A Frat Boy...

The rules of dating are blurred upon entering college. Whether you’re dating a high school sweetheart from back home or a frat boy on campus – things become infinitely more complicated when college is thrown into the mix.

Upon arrival on campus, all freshman girls are after the alpha males of campus and they typically find that in the frat guy. But after months of living in a Jager-induced haze, girls soon start to see the real guy underneath the pink polo and frayed Abercrombie cap.

CNN has provided us with some tips on when to dump your boyfriend but OTR is here to save all the college coeds from dating that embarrassment of the frat tool on campus. Here are a few signs that tell you it’s time to move on to greener pastures. . .

• When your frat boy toy points to his guns more than he points to you when asked about his girl.


• You know it’s time to kick him to the curb if he greets you with a pound instead of a kiss.


• If these words are part of his vocabulary – clutch, diesel, bro, brosef, broski, hardcore, `effin sweet.


• Frat guys scour freshman dorms on the prowl for fresh meat so if you see your boy fraternizes in the freshman dorms – it’s time to call it quits.
 

• When attending a kegger, girls typically get priority in line for the beer with skimpy outfits, flirtatious words and an occasional kissy face. If this no longer works on your frat boyfriend, move it along.

 

So drop that freshman girl's wet dream of a frat guy and move onto the intellectual snobs and musical elitists - there's an entire realm of jerks you have yet to meet and date.

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Anonymous
I didn't read the entire post because I simply couldn't get past the headline and then the picture you have provided. Mind you I am a girlfriend of a fratastic boy, and am in no way particulaly fond of the whole frat life, but I do have to say that that boy in the picture is nothing more than a metrosexual crowd following fool, becuase the frat boys I know wear nothing less than RalpH Lauren Polo- but mostly Lacoste, they do not pop their collar and when frat boys smile they always show their teeth, they do wear hats but straight forward, and they don't wear chinese lettering, they were their own letters, duh, and also livestrong braclets? they are classy, they all have expensive watches and the only tanning you will see on a frat boy is the sun they got from fishing the day before. So before you go and make fun of frat boys...get your shit straight. Posted 08/16/2008 02:24 AMReply
Anonymous
there's a difference between southern frat guys and frat guys anywhere else. Any schools in the ACC or SEC are exactly like the douchey sorority girl described in the first post. frat guys in the north are like this flaming **** in the pic. for some reason they idolize guys of the jersey shore while finely manicuring their appearance to keep the attention away from about how nobody liked them in high school. Posted 08/21/2008 10:12 PMReply
Anonymous
@ Anonymous:
Your atrocious spelling and low attention span leads me to believe that you are indeed the girlfriend of a frat boy.
Posted 11/15/2008 4:24 PMReply

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