Hey everyone. Aren't fraternity stereotypes fun? Every college has the "cool" fraternity. Every college has the "dorky" fraternity. Every college has the "stoner" fraternity. So lets talk about fraternities at Emory. 

To make this easier on your mind, we are going to go by geographical order. We'll start at the top of Fraternity row and move down. 

DTD - RIP .They were at the top of the row two years ago, but their house got knocked down to make way for new freshman dorms. In any case, they were a bunch of f**k ups. 

Sig Chi - Sons of Christ. They all play soccer. They are the pretty boys. They think they're the badasses on campus, but when it comes to a bar fight at Maggies, KA will . . . well, see below. 

Chi Phi - Mad chill, everyone smokes cigarettes and plays an instrument. 

Sig Nu - The meatheads. They don't have any form of order in their fraternity - it's a goddamn free for all. No ambition, unless you count jumping off roofs and puking ambitions. 

Alpha Tau Omega - Everyone in ATO is a president of an organization or in an a cappella group. Some of them are presidents of their a cappella group. They're on social probation right now for throwing a rager last month. 

Kappa Alpha Order - The fraternity is nationally racist, but the Emory chapter is knocking down walls. They have 2 non-white members. They also cut a Sig Chi with a bottle in a Maggie's Bar fight. 

Sigma Alpha Epsilon - They have the crappiest house in the row. They also have a pool. God knows how no one has died in that thing. Kinda southern, kinda lame? No one really knows what goes on there. A hidden gem perhaps?

Phi Delta Theta - They are all under 5 feet tall. They are all sketchy. They all play basketball. They all smoke dro.

Alpha Epsilon Pi - They just like hugging and high-fiving. They're the Jews, and most likely live in Jersey or "The City."

Beta Theta Pi - Druggies. Eclectic. Some are idiots. Some aren't. Nice house though. 

Alpha Phi Alpha Incorporated - Martin Luther King was a member here (not at Emory)