Patrick Owen has ripped off the financial aid people and he's proud of it. The twenty-four year old University of Texas at San Antonio senior admits that he has given the old F-U to rules by taking his financial aid for college and is using it to make a reality TV show called Undergrad Records about his inept attempts at starting his own record label. In an interview two days ago, he admitted that he actually has signed no acts whatsoever. He also has been forthcoming about the fact that the show is a vehicle for him to avoid being an adult, though he fails miserably at avoidance of looking like a d-bag.

Somehow, the totally mediocre Owen has managed to get over 100,000 views on his first episode, which can be seen at UndergradRecords.tv. I am guessing he repeatedly watched the episode himself, since only a truly narcissistic person would start a reality TV show about their life and since I struggle to believe that 100,000 people were actually interested in Owen.

If I am wrong, however, and he does have that many viewers, let me express my shame at humanity.