Rare Footage of the Goblin Shark!
Not to be outdone by the United States' cat with four ears, Japan steps into the monster madness arena with the Goblin Shark. Our creature expert, Organic Discordance, has the full scoop after the jump!
German Olympic Playboy Shows Nude Athletes
Thinking about studying abroad in Berlin? First, check out these German Olympians getting nackt for Playboy. Bitte! Bitte!
Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed
All the news we missed, served fresh.
Yoda, The Cat With Four Ears
Monster Madness August continues with the appearance of a four-eared cat named Yoda in Chicago!
Forget Using Craigslist to Find Off-Campus Roommates. Have a Threesome - Like This Guy!
This Fall, students will turn to Craigslist for help finding a sofa, textbook, roommate... or hot guy for a threesome? Yes, if you're Vegas TV reporter Jeff Gradney, fired for using CL to source a stud to share his GF.
He Ping Ping and Other Good Things in Small Packages
Size matters: He Ping Ping and other small things we love.
Spanking: Good For Pervs, Bad For Students
Many schools in the U.S. still use spanking as punishment... and it's not as sexy as it sounds.
Do This Stuff Before You're Dead like Gene Upshaw
Get it while you can.
The Stars Who Inspire Olympians
Behind every great Olympic athlete is a celebrity obsession.
UM Coach Still Weeps over Gator Flop
The Gator Flop ripped UM a new one.
Wrath of the Lich King (WOTLK) Cinematic Trailer
College students love the World of Warcraft, and the game's developer, Blizzard, is making sure it stays that way with the upcoming expansion, The Wrath of the Lich King.
Obama, Running Mate to Hold Rally on Saturday
Who is Barack Obama's running mate? That's all everyone wants to know, and by Saturday, we finally will.
Forbes Magazine Starstruck by Rich BU Grad Nishita Shah
Nishita Shah is rich and hot, the Forbes fantasy woman.
Damon Has A Baby So Affleck Impregnates Wife
It's no accident that whatever Damon or Affleck does, the other soon follows. But the question is - who does it better?
Breaking News: 90% of Girls Sexually Harassed!
The geniuses at UCSC didn't even need to go to a kegger to make this breakthrough discovery: 90% of girls are sexually harassed.
UMass Has Got Big Balls
UMass officials must have been successful porn stars in past lives because they're definitely well-endowed.
Propagandists Accuse CNN of Propaganda
A Chinese music video hates on CNN.
Princeton's #1 Ranking Hurting Students?
Could that perfect score Princeton receives every year in the US News and World Report be the source of all the problems with America's education system? Education activists think so.
Leroi Moore, DMB Saxophonist, Dies at 46
Leroi Moore, sax player for Dave Matthews band, has died.
Hackers Laugh in MBTA's Face
Three MIT students hacked into the MBTA fare system and now they can finally brag about it.
Homeless Clean Up For Obama
When the Democratic National Convention comes to town, the homeless get their hair done and go to the zoo.
