Head for the hills, Florida Staters! There’s a tropical storm coming, and our beloved FSU is sitting squarely in its destructive path.

According to Times of the Internet,

Tropical Storm Fay continues to be a threat for much of Florida. A tropical storm warning has been issued for the mainland of South Florida and officials have advised all Florida residents to secure their belongings ahead of the storm that could be a Category 1 hurricane before it makes landfall.

Forecasters have predicted the path of tropical storm Fay to move north along the southwest Florida Gulf Coast as a strong tropical storm and increase to a category one hurricane on Tuesday.

God, I know I prayed for the fall semester to be cancelled, but I didn’t think you would answer my prayer by wiping FSU off the map.

Truly, the Lord works in mysterious, yet destructive, ways.