Mel Brooks famously stated in his comedy HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART I that "it's good to be the king," while playing the infamous King Louis XVI. Well, it turns out it's also good to be a Miami University graduate in our stumbling job market. Let's just hope there's a better ending for Miami grads than the way King Louis XVI went out.

Miami University News Reports:

Miami surveyed 220 employers that participated in a September career fair on campus, and found 29 percent of employers surveyed plan to increase hiring, while only 12 percent expect a decrease.

University big wigs attribute the good news to the high regard employers hold Miami University graduates. If there's any truth to this thought, then I would like prospective employers to continue reading below.

I WILL BE A MIAMI UNIVERSITY GRADUATE IN DECEMBER! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THINGS HOLY, GIVE ME A JOB!!!

Oh, and feel free to contact me for references.