Last week, the University of Florida was ranked fourth on the Princeton Review’s list of top party schools. If school administrators have their way, however, the Guzzling Gators won’t make the list next year.

On Monday, the university quietly revised the student conduct code, effectively banning drinking games, kegs and absolutely all forms of "fun" from the Gainesville campus.

Yes -- off-campus fraternities and sororities are affected as well. There is NO escaping the strong arm of stodgy, boring conservatism.

While the changes still require the approval of the board of trustees, things are looking bleak for the upcoming semester.

Why do school administrators hate freedom? Why are they fun-hating communists that want to turn UF into a seminary school?

Time to transfer to West Virginia University, guys.

The party is over.