Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed

Burnt popcorn caused a dorm evacuation on the UT-Austin campus.

Over at College Candy, UMich’s Lauren wrote one of the most important, groundbreaking pieces of literature a guy will ever read: how to initiate sex in the morning.

The Pre Req reported that Lil’ Romeo, Master P’s son, has decided to put off his budding film career to play college basketball at USC.

Barstool Sports asked readers to rate this college roommate breakup letter from George Mason University.

Penn State’s head coach, JoePa, admitted to Sports by Brooks that he has no idea what he’s going to do post-retirement. This is probably due to the fact that he’s never going to retire.

Co-ed Magazine reported that John H. Summer, a Harvard professor, is "mad at rich kids everywhere."

Rudy Guiliani’s son, Andrew, is suing Duke for kicking him off the golf team. Maybe he should try to learn to play better, instead of crying about it.