After a spate of bike thefts on campus, UPD has advised that GW bike owners use two locks and don't leave bikes outside overnight.  Oh, and we can register them with UPD---for a fee.  Slackers. 

University of Toronto police curtailed bike theft by installing GPS on nice bikes and leaving them as bait.  Take that, bike thieves!  You got Punk'd! 

The GPS cost $1400 per bike.  Compared to our tuition, that's like...a tip.  Come on, UPD.  What are we paying for?  The Canadians can stop bike thieves and you can't?