Oh, Bill O'Reilly strikes again. BU's most unbearable alum was flapping his many chins on his radio shows in an attempt to produce some kind of coherent statement on race relations in America.

Instead, he ended up talking about his surprise that the (mostly black) patrons at a famous restaurant in Harlem did not order their drinks by using the word "motherf---er." That was after he noted that dining at a black restaurant was just like dining at a white one! (Except, of course, for the fact that the white restaurants O'Reilly goes to presumably have two water fountains.)

For a while, it sounds like he's dangerously close to stealing Homer Simpson's immortal racial insight, "White people have names like Lenny. Black people have names like Carl."

O'Reilly says he's being smeared by MediaMatters, the group that first posted the clip. Our condolences, Bill. 

Note: Because O'Reilly made his comments on his radio program and not his Fox News "show," no video was available. Instead, we've taken portions of his audio comments and played them over a re-enactment of O'Reilly saying them. The role of Bill O'Reilly is played by a dog that takes an unusually long time to urinate.