Biting Monkey Banned, Violent Pervert Roams Streets Freely

Biting Monkey Banned, Violent Pervert Roams Streets Freely
In complete "WTF?" inducing fashion, a violent criminal freely roams the streets of Madison while a monkey is banned from the city.

A man charged last summer with punching a UW student numerous times in the head and attempting to sexually assault her was arrested by Madison police again Thursday on the city's west side, according to The Capital Times.

His newest offense?  Exposing himself to 2 girls in the car next to him while stopped at an intersection.  What is this guy even doing out on the streets?  Shouldn't he be in, oh, I don't know...JAIL!  Meanwhile, the biting monkey previously mentioned on this blog has been ordered out of Madison after being declared dangerous.  

For those of you keeping score, that’s violent sexual predators: tolerable, biting monkeys: prohibited.

At least students can sleep soundly knowing that pesky monkey is off the streets.

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