Cottage, Cloister and Tiger Inn have been charged with serving alcohol to a minor and maintaining a nuisance, The Daily Princetonian reported on Friday.

The club presidents declined comment, but the clubs were closed this weekend, probably in order to avoid any more smackdowns by the Borough.

Usually, the accusations fall on the heads of each club president, but are later transferred or dropped, according to The Prince. Bill Potter '68, an attorney in the Borough, is concerned that the presidents are taking the fall even if they weren't directly responsible for the actions.

The underagers were probably sports team recruits, high school students who visit campus and stay with a Princeton student while they are trying to decide what college to attend.

Way to go, Pre-frosh. Way to go.