If you have been at GW for more than a week you are probably familiar with the fact that the Foggy Bottom is populated by dozens of homeless men and women looking to prey on drunk generous prepsters.

On Friday night, in yet another classic example of drunk GW underclassmen ****ing things up, a group of sophomores decided it would be a good idea to swipe a homeless man into the JBKO dorm on 23rd and I.

But hey, the guy just needed a place to crash, right?

According to JBKO house proctors, this is a pretty frequent occurrence, and people have often had their rooms robbed while they were sleeping.

So kids, as much as you all want to personally save the world, maybe donating to a shelter is a better way to help these guys out. Or at least ensure the safety of your stuff.