You heard it from Douchey Bro first, and now here's another objective analysis: no one appreciates a laundry room hogger.

You don't know what it's like to discover that the scuzzy off-white liquid on top of the washer is not bleach, but indeed something else. Oh sure, it supposedly works as a nice, eco-friendly collar starch, but starching clothes is for dry cleaners, not some douchey bro who forgot to keep a Trojan handy at a crazy D.P. party.

Maybe you enjoy the thrill of getting caught, or perhaps you just enjoy the vibration of the dryer. A word of advice: that's not good enough. Show the people who actually live on D.P. some respect.