Newsweek has yet again released their list of the America's 25 hottest colleges. And guess who's on it?

That's right. Not GW. 

Beating us out as "Hottest for International Studies" is the University of Richmond. What?  What??  Come on! Richmond isn't even a real place--of course they want to leave!  Maybe they're just dropping out and pretending to go abroad!

But it gets worse.  In the category of "Hottest Big City School," we were also beaten. By Georgetown.

City? Big city?! Georgetown isn't in the city--Georgetown is in a goddamn castle!  You want a city, you have to come to GW.  That's where the city lives!  Something happens here, bitches! 

Damn it. 

You know, if the categories were different, GW really could win something. Suggestions include:

Most Louis Vuitton on Campus
Highest Number of Adjunct Professors
Most Resentful of Glory Garnered by Other Schools

**** it.  We don't need any national rankings to know we're the best.  After all, we cost the most.  Doesn't that mean we're the best?