Overheard in the lobby of Granville East at 3:15am Wednesday morning:

Drunken sorority girl: *clutches beer can and staggers toward the elevator*

Drunken sorority girl's friend: Your dress is falling off! ... OH MY GOD YOUR DRESS IS FALLING OFF!

Everyone else in the lobby: *gawks*

Sure enough, the top of her dress had slipped down. Thanks for the heads up, drunken sorority girl's friend!