In today's Washington Post, an article discusses the excitement and enthusiasm with which residents near the University of New Hampshire, University of Maryland, and GW campuses are anticipating the Fall arrival of students.

Well, dear, dear old people, students aren't looking forward to you, either.

While GW's audacity is not unfamilliar to the Foggy Bottom area, local resident Mr. Don Kreuzer describes G-Dubbers as "...elephants moving through a village."  Mr. Kreuzer lives directly across the street from a large dorm (the article doesn't say which) and is "dreading the students' return."

He also has no soul.

Rumor has it that Mr. Kreuzer's story, as well as the bitching and moaning of other residents, can be studied in a seminar entitled "The Historic GWU: A History of Obnoxious Rich People Who Hate Each Other." Registration opens in the spring!

As a side note, students really don't need to fear Mr. Kreuzer and other Foggy Bottom residents. Along as they use five-inch voices at all times and stay indoors between the hours of 5 p.m. and 6 a.m., everyone will get along just fine.