If a student approaches you this week professing his love, hold back from kicking him in the groin, laughing or screaming like a bat out of hell—it's most likely a drama student getting their kicks.

SU thespians are taking their love for the theater to the streets, performing Pulitzer Price-worthy  impromptu plays and invading people's space from Saturday until Sept. 2, 2007 on campus and various areas in the city. The Saturday performance coincides with the SU-sponsored music-and food-event Soul of Syracuse—yet another hopeless tactic to get students to assimilate into the city (or "shitty" as many SU students refer to it).

It's a gas when you have friend gets picked up by Hollywood, so refrain from taunting them with jeers. Otherwise your ass is grass in Tinseltown, baby.