Picturesque campus, happy, empowered gals getting their "liberal arts" on.  

Cue the "dun, dun, DUUUUN" music. 

As reported last week, a scary man made a number of threats--bomb and shooting among them--to the dean of Scripps. The ultra-hardcore Claremont Po-Po tracked down the jerk, but after posting bail, he's once again at large.  

Nothing makes a Claremont student feel safe like knowing there's a man on the loose who wants to **** her up. 

Sweet dreams.