Nerds Find Bigfoot... Or Something

Posted by GeorgeTownie 08/13/2008 1:02 PM

Tags: rick dyer, matthew whitton, montauk monster, cryptomundo, bigfoot found, bigfoot

Once again, we enlist the help of biology students. After the Montauk Monster, we now have evidence of another creature which requires identification.

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, besides being freaks, believe that they have found the biggest freak in American folklore: Bigfoot. The two men say that they found the body of a dead Bigfoot creature in the woods of northern Georgia.

According to their description, the creature measures 7'7'' and weighs over 500 pounds, looks part human and part ape, has a footprint which is sixteen and three-quarters inches long, has reddish hair with blackish-grey eyes, and--because yes they investigated thoroughly as dilligent scientists-- it is male.

The two will present their findings at a conference on Friday. Currently, DNA testing is being completed.

Update: Check back later today to get the full scoop on the upcoming Big Foot press conference.

Comments

Anonymous says,

A number of commentators have suggested the recently announced Georgia bigfoot may simply be an old movie costume.

Where Light Meets Dark pulls out the old ruler again and starts making a detailed comparison of the facial proportions between images

http://tinyurl.com/bigfoot-analysis Posted 08/13/2008 10:25 AMReply

Anonymous says,

If it was an old movie costume, how could it weigh 500 pounds? Posted 08/13/2008 10:31 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Who weighed it dummmy? If it was real a pathologists autopsy would have already been conducted. Posted 08/13/2008 10:47 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Not if it has not been turned over to them yet Posted 08/13/2008 10:54 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Way to refer to other people as freaks, way to be professional. Posted 08/13/2008 11:30 AMReply

Anonymous says,

If it were real don't you think they'd have turned to a pathologist right away to substantiate it? It's bogus, end of story. Posted 08/13/2008 12:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The person above me is right, if it were me, and it was the real thing, id have made sure right away, after all, there is a million dollar reward for a real bigfoot finding. Posted 08/13/2008 12:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Prediction: Another publicity stunt for that new cryptid tv show "Weird World". Posted 08/13/2008 1:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

If they are doing DNA testing right now, I would hope the people doing the testing would know for sure if it was a costume or not. Do you wonder what they put it the custume?? I am sure its not a dead body of a human in the cotume. Dont get me wrong I am not a believer in all the bigfoot stuff, but you do have to ask yourself certain questions in the matter. Obviously if these guys robbed a 500lb., 7'7" corpse(yeah right), and stuff him in a bigfoot costume someone would bust them in the trick before all this got out. But until I see some big news story on all the news stations....... Posted 08/13/2008 1:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

NO man, this is real. My brother's friend saw it. only it wasn't in Georgia, it was in Massachusetts. Supposedly the things can speak some sort of variation of English. I'm not even kidding. This Big Foot told my brother to go shove it... so he did. Posted 08/13/2008 5:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

yet another reason why i must leave the state of georgia when going off to college. Posted 08/13/2008 7:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Maybe not everyone is out to fool the world. It certainly has made its way around the news stations, including CBS. Posted 08/13/2008 10:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I spoke to Tom Biscardi in early 07. He seemed back then certain he'd make a BIG discovery soon. Even named the date.
That he's off by 14 months makes me think finding the right Chewbacca suit was tougher than he'd imagined.
I've posted his comments and some other Bigfootishness at my blog:
www.schlockaroundtheclock.com Posted 08/13/2008 10:34 PMReply

Anonymous says,

just because you haven,t seen it doesn,t mean it not real.you might find yourself looking into the eyes of something much worse than a bigfoot. Posted 08/14/2008 4:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

You just gotta see this:
http://sopebocks.blogspot.com/2008/08/bigfoot-globall-llc-really-bigfoot.html

Whitton and Dyer's business, Bigfoot Global LLC, might really be nothing more than a tow truck company in Georgia. Posted 08/14/2008 10:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

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John Barton
jbarton@amciloan.com
1-877-992-1213 Posted 08/26/2008 3:25 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i like apes too. Call me
Mark Gatti
mgatti67@aol.com
1-304-424-5002 Posted 08/26/2008 3:30 PMReply

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